Blog of an Uncommon Nerd

"Let’s go to the left of the map"

"Don’t you mean to the west?"

"No, left."

lokeanconcubine:

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

I JUST CAN’T ORDER.

(Source: winchestersaints, via park-senpai-noticed-you-and)

Checking a list of the 100 Best Animated Movies of All Time, and then I see “When The Wind Blows”.

Awh shit son, it almost made me break out in tears. If you haven’t seen this… this masterpiece of 1980’s World War 3 Scare, then go do it now.
And come to think that the illustrated novel was available in my elementary school library boggles my mind to this day. Oh sure I didn’t get… But now I do, as an adult.

Just go watch it. Trust me, you’re in for an emotional roller coaster.

fuckyeahdrugpolicy:

California Marijuana Dispensary Trades Pot for Food to Feed the Hungry | ABC News

For the second year in a row, one California medical marijuana dispensary is doing its part to feed the hungry by offering their patients a trade: one free joint for every six cans of donated food.
"We’re in a really controversial industry, and we wanted to show that we’re here for good," says Nancy Black, sales manager at the Granny Purps dispensary in Soquel, Calif.
The dispensary is running its unique food drive for the second year in a row, trading joints — Black calls them “pre-rolls”— for donated food.
There is no limit to the number of free joints a single customer can receive. +

fuckyeahdrugpolicy:

California Marijuana Dispensary Trades Pot for Food to Feed the Hungry | ABC News

For the second year in a row, one California medical marijuana dispensary is doing its part to feed the hungry by offering their patients a trade: one free joint for every six cans of donated food.

"We’re in a really controversial industry, and we wanted to show that we’re here for good," says Nancy Black, sales manager at the Granny Purps dispensary in Soquel, Calif.

The dispensary is running its unique food drive for the second year in a row, trading joints — Black calls them “pre-rolls”— for donated food.

There is no limit to the number of free joints a single customer can receive. +

(via rocketverliden)

“I absolutely believe in God. And I absolutely hate the fucker.”
Riddick, Pitch Black.

I always forget that Jurassic Park is a science fiction movie.

dreamingofcossackia:

pwgzombie:

What the heck is that pistol?

http://www.rockislandauction.com/viewitem/aid/53/lid/1485seems like a late-war attempt at a new pistol development

Could it be one of those Tokarev copies?

dreamingofcossackia:

pwgzombie:

What the heck is that pistol?

http://www.rockislandauction.com/viewitem/aid/53/lid/1485

seems like a late-war attempt at a new pistol development

Could it be one of those Tokarev copies?

(Source: celestialcannibalism)

jump-gate:

The Next Generation -Patlabor-

Alright, that’s a good start.

(via brikkest)

nightbringer24 said: ✏ (just because I'm curious what this whole thing is about)

nightbringer24:

swedebeast:

Oh don’t you worry, I’ll take good care of you.

Name: Sean O’Malley
Gender: Male
Race: Human, English
Class: Rifleman
Mastery: Shooting & Brawling
Weapon: Baker Rifle, 24-inch bayonet.
Companion/Familiar: Adopted mongrel kitten which grows into a black striped cat during the campaign. Once discovered, the group made it their mascot of sorts.
Level: N/A, it’s a narrative game taking place in the early 1800’s. Hit points never change, only skills increase (modified Basic Roleplaying System).

Oooh! Oooh! Can I have trousers done in the Forsyth tartan instead of the standard grey/brown?

And I want to make an actual character for this now.

The Game Master sighs and consents, having already accusing of you doing nothing but Scottish characters so he gave up.

You won against the GM.

I kid, I kid. But ah, how I wish I could be a GM once again. Instead I live in a town too small for its own good.

nightbringer24:

> see awesome post about non-European history

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> see medievalpoc reblogging and linking to themselves

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I love history. I won’t lie. But I hate this fucking revisionist trend from America that before the Colonial powers came about, the world was a mother-fucking wonderland and Europe has been populated by nothing but barbarians.

Here’s a shaking revelation to everyone out there.

Everyone started as unwashed barbarians sometime.